He’s one of the best to ever do it , and let me explain why, actually no let me paint a picture . It’s 2013, and you’re 16 years old In the passenger seat of your crush’s mom’s Mercedes Benz CLS 550, smoking on headband at 10:30 on a Thursday night after her shift at Burrito border. She’s crying to you because she’s on the verge of being kicked out of the international baccalaureate program and her dad thinks she’s a whore her mom wants to send her back to catholic school but in that moment you look into her teary hazel eyes and soak in the silence. The radio puts on the SMASH HIT Rihanna - we found love ft Calvin Harris . She starts laughing, and turns the song up.”, then gets out of the car. Confused , you do the same. All of a sudden you’re dancing in the moonlight, literally muzzing the freaking night away. You hold her in your arms and kiss her. You found love in a hopeless place, for like 4 months. Fast forward to summer and she dyes her hair Ronald McDonald red and gets fingered by “Colton that surfs “ 2 days after you break up. Its all good though because you’re a fucking g. Just blame it on the night. Thank you Calvin.
